“Hey! Mommy! It’s an alien car!”
“Oh yea? Huh, where?”
“Yea, I don’t see it”
“It’s on it’s way to the hospital. That’s where the alien car goes. To. The. Hospital.”
“Ohhhhh.” Wth is she talking about?
“Yea, it’s an alien car. If you are riding a bike and fall off you can sit in the alien car and they will fix you and take you to the hospital.”
“Oh”, insert looooong pause. “OHHHH! You mean an ambulance?”
“YEEESSSS! That’s what I said! An ambulance. A ambulance takes you to the hospital. A alience. A alien car. That’s what I said!”
She also wants a poker stick. So she can bounce and hop all around.